Funny Inspirational Quotes

Funny inspirational quotes are so enjoyable. Being inspired and laughing are two of my favorite things in life! While you are giggling, the message of the inspirational quote seems to slide down your throat like candy and land in your soul.

Here is a collection of some of my funny inspirational quotes. Feel free to spread the giggles and inspiration and share my funny and inspirational quotes with your friends! Enjoy!

"My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened." -Montaigne

"Gray hair is God's graffiti." - Bill Cosby

"Holding onto anger is like grasping onto a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else. You are the one who gets burned." - Buddha

"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure." - Mark Twain

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -Oscar Wilde

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

"It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong." - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"A man travels the world over in search of what he needs, and returns home to find it." - George Moore

"I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it." -Abraham Lincoln

"For every minute you are angry, you lose 60 seconds of happiness." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss

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"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else." -Margaret Mead

"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road." -Henry Ward Beecher

"Be yourself; everyone else is taken." -Oscar Wilde

"Reading Inspirational and Motivational Quotes daily is like taking my vitamins." -Rosie Cash

"The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary." -Vidal Sassoon

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." -Albert Einstein

"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...and that is a good thing for any man." — Socrates

"Life is hard. After all, it kills you." -Katharine Hepburn

"A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body; the wishbone." - Robert Frost

"Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more." -Mark Twain.

"If you say what you think, don’t expect to hear what you like." -Malcom Forbes

"I do not like to repeat successes, I like to go on to other things." -Walt Disney

"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made." -Groucho Marx

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Welcome Quote Lover! My goal is to inspire and motivate you with the help of quotes and sayings from great people. Enjoy!

Stephanie :)