Funny Fortune Cookie Sayings

I just love funny fortune cookie sayings. I don't go out for Chinese food much, so I go ahead and buy an entire box of fortune cookies at the grocery store. My family and friends LOVE to choose a few and we always get a kick out of the zany sayings written on them. Some are plain boring while others are absolutely hilarious. Here is a list of some funny fortune sayings that I have found and be sure to watch the funny video made by Studio C at the bottom of the page:


He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.


The fortune you seek is in another cookie.

You will die alone and poorly dressed.


Beware of cookies bearing fortunes.


2 secrets of a happy marriage: a sense of humor and a short memory.


Your days shall be long and your dreams fulfilled, but only if you pay the bill.


Don't eat Chinese food today.


Run.



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About time I got out of that cookie.


Help! I am being held hostage in a Chinese bakery!


You broke my cookie!


It is better to be a poor wise man than a rich stupid man.


The night life is for you.


It could be better, but its good enough.


You are not illiterate.


Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of fortunes.


Ignore previous cookie.


He who throws dirt is losing ground.


Good things are coming your way. You stay here. And order dessert.


Advice is like kissing. It costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do.


You are unique. Just like everybody else.


Man who run in front of car. Get tired.



These sayings are a ton of fun to collect! I hope you enjoyed reading them. If you have enjoyed reading my funny fortune cookie sayings, check out my Funny Inspirational Quotes!

If you have any really great fortunes, please let me know!


Stephanie :)





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