Funny Love Sayings

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Funny love sayings are very important for one reason- love makes no sense! Laughing helps to relieve some of the frustration and anxiety that often accompanies love. So I hope these quotes give you a little relief and a lot of laughs. Oh, and good luck on your romance. Enjoy!



"If love is the answer can you rephrase the question?" -Lily Tomlin



"Never go to bed mad -- stay up and fight." - Phyllis Diller



"Three things can't be hidden: coughing, poverty, and love." - Yiddish proverb



"I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Rita Rudner



"It does not matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you do not do it in the street and frighten the horses." - Mrs. Patrick Campbell



"Marriage is a fine institution - but I'm not ready for an institution." - Mae West



"My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there." - Carrie Fisher



"Love is sharing your popcorn." -Larry Schultz



"A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days." -Tim Allen



"When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life." -Richard Lewis



"Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it." -Phyllis Schlafly



"People who blow kisses are hopelessly lazy." -Bob Hope



"What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds." -Cindy Garner



"My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never." -Jack Benny



"Love is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock." -Jewish Proverb



“Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.” -Unknown



"I can't read lips unless they're touching mine." -Jon Troast



"I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth." -Chico Marx



"Kissing is like drinking salted water. You drink and your thirst increases." -Chinese Proverb



I absolutely LOVE funny love sayings, so please let me know of any that you know by submitting them to me. Thanks so much! -Stephanie



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