Funny Christmas sayings and quotes are fun for interesting and witty conversation as well as cards and crafts. I love words, and I am assuming that you probably do as well since you are here! I hope you enjoy these sayings just as much as I do.
"If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas."
"Maybe Christmas," the Grinch thought, "doesn't come from a store." -Dr. Seuss
"There has been only one Christmas - the rest have been anniversaries." -W.J. Cameron
"You know you're getting old when Santa starts looking younger." -Robert Paul
"When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs" -G.K. Chesterson
"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph." -Shirley Temple
"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, 'toys not include."
"Oh, for the good old days when people stopped Christmas shopping when they ran out of money."
"May this Christmas be so special that you never ever feel lonely again and be surrounded by loved ones!"
"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic!'
"Roses are reddish. Violets are bluish, if it weren't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish." -Benny Hill
"You know you've grown up when one of the things you want for Christmas can be bought at a store."
"You don't need Santa if you have Grandma!"
MORE FUNNY CHRISTMAS SAYINGS:
"Do they still make wooden Christmas trees?" -Charles Schulz
"Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year." -Victor Borge
"Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall."
"The supreme court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin." -Jay Leno
"There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus."
"Christmas is a race to see which gives out first- your money or your feet."
"Christmas is the time when you buy this year's gift with next year's money."
"If 'ifs' and 'buts' were candy and nuts, wouldn't it be a Merry Christmas?" -Don Meredith
"A virgin birth I can believe, but finding three wise men?"
"Even before Christmas has said 'Hello', it's saying 'Buy, Buy."
"Mail your packages early, so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas." -Johnny Carson
"When Christmas bells are ringing, the devil himself is mild."
p.s. I also made a page with Christmas Card sayings.
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